Age/Gender: 28, Male
Location: Brazil
Job: Programmer
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Whistle Status: Normal
Exp. Points: 955 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 38,658
Voting Pow.: 5.20 votes
BBS Posts: 19 (0.01 per day)
Flash Reviews: 145
Music Reviews: 1
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Haha I could recognize every single audio used and they are still hella funny, even more with the twist. Cudos for Kung-Pow. Could not have been better adapted.
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What scares me the most is that I can show that to my kid... even if its on newgrounds lol.
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Stop rubbing on my face! I live in Brazil and an IPhone costs $1000,00 here (no kiding, look it up) Maybe I should in fact kill myself lol.
Great song btw, that is one of those things I'd love to hear in a night club.
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$1000.00 that's just terrible lol.
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My god. Not a single one is funny. Not a single one. And what pisses me off is that the animations weren't THAT bad. Is making jokes so hard? Look at the content for pete sake. I can think of at least 10 jokes on the top of my head.
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U should also pointed the part where the ancient robot tells everyone he used to be a deception and he was tired of being "evil". Answer me this:
Was there ever a war where one side declare themselves as being "evil"?
Way to go Michael Bay.
And yea, Megan Fox was totally right: We're only watching this because of her bouncing slow motion runs. In fact, name me how many robots you can see when she is running away.
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"American cartoons are like Japanese animes, just with more sense"
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O man.. this takes me back... to a simpler time where Newground was just some crazy animator's website full of crappy stick figures and some kid named Tom... Good times.
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That is some amazing voice acting btw. Have been a while since I listen to a good Bale's throat cancer impersonation.
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The game literally has everything we wished for from both worlds:
- Horizonal survival style from Last Stand 1 and 2
- Melee weapons and straight shots rather then an aiming cursor.
The bad:
Lacks A LOT of explanations towards the entire games. Its not clear how you get access to new weapons or how any of the updates in the field works. Its pretty much a "play about 5 times until you figure out how things work"
Weapon tooltips don't give you much but damage and ammunition, which can easly get you pissed once you picked a weapon thinking it was good (lightsaber is just the name really).
Upgrade points only change when you select a different difficulty level. Selecting different places will only make your score higher, which is ok, but not so cool if you are just planning on actually have a better gaming experience and not compete with a hacker/fanatic that has 10x your best score.
Other than that, its a fantastic game. And if it weren't for these little issues, it would be a 10 out a 10
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AMAZING game. what surprised me the most was that we could upgrade the graphics of the game as well! That is truly an upgrade ON GAMING.
HAHA
Got it? Upgrade? On Gaming. No? bah neither do I. Still, 10 out of 10 :D
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