UNLIMITED POWAAA

I wish for a toast.

The joke kinda got carried on for way too long. If that joke was thrown with a bunch of others this would have been hilarious.

Fun rogue-lite-multi-directional shooter. I never get tired of these.
Could use some balance (too easy) and some perma-upgrades and unlockables so there is a level of replayability.

The bugs, cheap traps and intentional poor design choices feels completely part of the theme this game has going on. Playing this game however felt like I was AVGN, ranting over each of my cheap deaths.
Overall though, I cant believe I actually beat this game on my first attempt. Every bug can be circumvented and the game gives enough extra lives to get the job done (if you are good enough that is).

A throw back to the old days of Flash and Newgrounds. The jenkiness of it all is what makes this a great work of art. Thanks for the experience.

A robot from the future

This is truly hilarious lol. But I'll give you a 9 for a tiny lack of differentiation when narrating and dubbing Arnold specially at the end. Other then that I couldn't stop laughting whenever T-1000 spoke.

"I'M A ROBOT!"